A Biochemical Plot

North Korea has just accused the United States and South Korean intelligence services of a plot involving biochemical substances to assassinate dictator Kim Jong Un.

 

The claim has resulted from rising tensions between U.S. and North Korean arguments regarding nuclear weapons and recent missile testing.

 

According to North Korea’s state run news agency, “a hideous terrorists’ group” directed by CIA and South Korean spires “ideologically corrupted” a North Korean dissident identified as “Kim” and paid the man over $20,000 to go through with the assassination attempt.

 

The news agency stated, “They hatched a plot of letting human scum Kim commit bomb terrorism targeting the supreme leadership during events at the Kumsusan Palace of the Sun and at military parade and public procession after his return home.”

 

President Trump has already sent a nuclear powered submarine and the USS Carl Vinson carrier strike group to Korean waters in case of any suspicious activity.

 

North Korea’s vowed to “mercilessly destroy” the terrorists behind the plot.

 

Thank goodness our Commander in Chief has taken action to protect our land and the people who reside in it.