Vote Would Give Crazy Lib Evergreen State College Hilarious New Name It Deserves

Taxpayer-funded Evergreen State College in Washington state certainly makes it on the list of the most crazy liberal college campuses in the United States today. It earned that infamy after “Social Justice Warriors” succeeded in shutting the campus down after demanding a “Day of Absence” when all white people would have to be absent from the school grounds.

Since the college is publicly funded, a resident of Washington state named Arthur West decided to strike back at the school by introducing a ballot initiative. If the measure goes through, the college would officially get the new name “Social Justice Warrior PC Indoctrination Compound.” The college’s new seal would feature an anarchist wearing a black mask stepping on the Constitution.

Details the ballot measure, “The measure would also outline the college seal’s design. The measure would design the seal as a “circular seal bearing within the likeness of a young anarchist in a brown shirt, hobnailed jack boots, and a black face mask and hood with the figure’s right arm raised and extended straight and diagonally upward from the shoulder in a totalitarian salute. The figure must be wearing a black armband bearing the term ‘ANTIFA.’ In the figure’s left hand, the figure must clutch to its bosom the book ‘How to Make a Social Justice Warrior.'”

It continues, “The figure must be depicted in the act of vigorously trampling, with muddy, hobnailed jack boots, upon the Constitution, Declaration of Independence, and the Bill of Rights, which must be visibly mangled, torn, and besmirched by these depredations. In the background of the seal to the right, there must be a pile of burning books, with visible titles, including The Holy Bible, The Origin of Species, Philosophiæ Naturalis Principia Mathematica, The Gulag Archipelago, and Simon Wiesenthal’s ‘Humor Behind the Iron Curtain.'”

The measure states, “In the background of the seal to the left, there must be a depiction of the current president of the institution, smiling and looking on with approval. Around the seal must appear, in Germanic Gothic font, in a scale that is readily discernible, the institution’s new official motto.” Said the initiative’s author West, “I don’t think people fully understand how ridiculous the situation [at Evergreen State College] is. People are paying tens of thousands of dollars to send their children to this institution, and their kids are being indoctrinated into becoming political zealots with very little discipline or control.” Will you support the ballot initiative?